1. |
Animal Planet
01:25
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*Animal Planet*
Shit On My Head On Christmas Eve
Fuck Fuck, Nigger Cunt, STD's
Fuck Me Daddy, Fuck Me Flo
Roy Orbison Is A Homo
Swallow It, Swallow It You Fucking Bitch (x3)
On Animal Planet
When You Give Me Head, I Want To Take A Shit
Cut Off Your Head & Shit On Your Dick
Shit On Your Head & Smear It In Your Clit
Make A Necklace With Your Clit On It
Swallow It, Swallow It You Fucking Bitch (x3)
On Animal Planet
Swallow It & Fuck It & Love It
& Do Something With It
& Bite It, Bite It Off
Bite My Fucking Dick Off
Chow It Down On Animal Planet!
Swallow It, Swallow It You Fucking Bitch (x3)
On Animal Planet
Fuck Me Daddy, Fuck Me Slow (x4)
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2. |
Cheerios
02:28
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*Cheerios*
Yeah... Are You Ready, Pussies?
You Better Fucking Be... Cause Here Comes The Fucking...
I'm A Fucking Bitch Slap, A Nigger With A Hard On
I'm Gonna Fuck You Like A Motherfucking Nail Gun
You're Gonna Use Me Up Just Like A Kleenex
What I'm Gonna Do To You Is Not For The Squeamish
I'm Gonna Rape You Like Your Father Did
I've Got A Rape-Kit With Your Name On It
Shoot You In The Face With My Cock Gun
When You Hear Me Cum, You Better Fucking Run!
I'm A Shrinking Violet, I Force You Into Seizures
I'm Gonna Go To Hell, Never Meet St. Peter
Who Wants To Go To Heaven With All The Criminals
A Copycat Serial Killer's Message Is Subliminal
I'm Gonna Rape You On Your Front Lawn
When Your Black That's Just What Happens
Terminator Of The Spelling Bee
I Just Spelled Pussy, P-U-S-E
Fornicating Grandmother's Pinky Toe
Did I Mention My Fondness For Cheerios?
Yeah! Yeah!... Cheerios...
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3. |
Murp Murp Nailbomb
01:50
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*Murp Murp Nailbomb*
Fuck Me Ugly
Love Me Gay
Nacho Face Marty
Piss On Video
Piss On Jeans
Zipper Head Marty
Murp Murp Nailbomb
Heaviest Shit On Low Volume
Murp Murp Nailbomb
Shave Your Fucking Eyebrows Off
Fuck Me Pretty
Love Me Straight
Fuck You, You Fucking Bitch
Staple Head Marty, Said It! (x2)
Murp Murp Nailbomb
Heaviest Shit On Low Volume
Murp Murp Nailbomb
Shave Your Fucking Eyebrows Off
Mountain W, Pepsi Chair
Laziest Position Ever
What Is An Electron Cloud
When Mr. Hout's Wife Farts
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4. |
Land-O-Lakes
01:08
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*Land O Lakes*
It's The Stinky Beaver Century
So, Get Out Your Dicks & Fuck Me
Cause I Want A Dildo & I Want A Snatch
Homo's, Get Out The Hose & Fill Up My Ass
Man This Is Gay
I've Had Enough Of This Shit
Land O Lakes
Fuck Those Indians
So... Something Offensive To Say
Like, I Don't Know, Niggers Are Gay?
Remember That Guy, Kurt Cobain?
His Music Is Pretty Lame
Man This Is Gay
I've Had Enough Of This Shit
Land O Lakes
Fuck Those Indians
Fuck Kurt Cobain
He's A Pussy
He's Pretty Gay
I'm Glad That He's Dead
Ingredients: Sweet Cream, Natural Flavoring (x4)
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5. |
Scitzophrenia 666
01:38
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*Scitzophrenia 666*
Voyager came to our school
King-shit Of the swimming pool
We like stoves, cum in a jar
The drug-mobile killed Mildred's Mom
Cough and Cold Coricidin
Crawl into a new dimension
Blow-jobs on Woodcock Walk
Dead birds in your mailbox
Schitzophrenia 666
Masturbate with a flaccid dick
Why aren't you fucking, kids?
Why aren't you fucking kids?
John Q. Porno fucks dead guys
Broken semi's at BFI
Old ladies in their sleep
An active lawnmower, nuns and priests
Scitzophreneia 666
Lick on these nuts and suck the dicks
Lick on my fucking dick you bitch
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6. |
Less Than Sober
02:01
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*Less Than Sober*
I'm Less Than Sober
I'm A Dirty Motherfucker
I Give My Kids Cancer
I'm A Fucking Cocksucker
I Shoot My Dick Off
& Play With My Balls
I'm A Shit Eating Rapist
I'll Fuck Your Fucking Skull
I Wipe My Ass With Cash
& Give You Gonorrhea
Fuck You In The Butt
& Give You Diarrhea
I'm Less Than Sober
I Drink The Blood Of Christ
He's A Faggot & A Racist
But His Cock Smells Nice
I Shoot My Dick Off
& Play With My Balls
I'm A Shit Eating Rapist
I'll Fuck Your Fucking Skull
I Wipe My Ass With Cash
& Give You Gonorrhea
Fuck You In The Butt
& Give You Diarrhea
Sprinkle His Sperm Down My Chest
Put My Thumb Up His Ass
Work His Shaft Until It Comes
God, Shoot Your Load On My Stomach!
Yeah... Dick Tracy
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7. |
Cock TV
02:25
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*Cock TV*
Hey It's Me! On Cock TV
Pussy Pussy, Shit Fuck, PCP
Kill The Nigger, Cracker Fag
White Power, Drain My Bag
Hey It's Me! On Cock TV
Pussy Pussy, Whore Piss, Herpes
Kill The Nigger, Cracker Fag
White Power, Drain My Bag
A Unicorn's Cunt Smells Like Animal Dicks
God Is A Fag & A Flying Bag Of Shit
I Dig Pussy Farts & Having Sex With Nigs
Anal Sex With Retarded Kids
Hey It's Me! On Cock TV
Pussy Pussy, Shit Fuck, PCP
Kill The Nigger, Cracker Fag
White Power, Drain My Bag
Hey It's Me! On Cock TV
Pussy Pussy, Whore Piss, Herpes
Kill The Nigger, Cracker Fag
White Power, Drain My Bag
A Unicorn's Cunt Smells Like Animal Dicks
God Is A Fag & A Flying Bag Of Shit
I Dig Pussy Farts & Having Sex With Nigs
Anal Sex With Retarded Kids
I Want To Fuck The TV
I Want The TV Inside Of Me
I Want The TV's Dick In My Pussy
Are You Getting The TV Fucking Thing?
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8. |
Trackmarks For Satan
02:48
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*Trackmarks For Satan*
Prepubescent girls are hot
They give head like robots
Slavery is a thing that's bad
I heard your vagina was sad
Giving AIDS to the Virgin Mary
Getting AIDS from a guy named Gary
I heard your cum-dumpster was hairy
I'll give you AIDS and pop your cherry
Trackmarks for Satan, the best cunt in the world
Belongs to a 14 year old girl
Ice cream makes my stomach hurt
I got some jizz on my t-shirt
I clean up piss at K-Mart
Stick my dick inside your heart
Rape my dad, Baby Phat
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9. |
Haloes For Horses
01:49
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*Haloes For Horses*
I've got a beaner boner like a churro
You've got a beaver dam I'd like to burrow
I got fisted by a bum
My teachers tell me that I'm dumb
You've got a famous anus
Here we are now entertain us
I have AIDS now so do you
I hope you like the present I gave you
Haloes for horses, not for Jews
I'm gonna shit in your mouth and give you rabies
I'm gonna cum in your cunt and give you babies
I was born with a halo on my dick
Yep, I'm a goddamn lunatic
I was born with a nigger on my dick
Yep, I'm a goddamn lunatic
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10. |
Euro Disney
02:14
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*Euro Disney*
I'm hung like a gerbil but I fuck like a goat
My boner jams cyanide down your throat
Oh, I'm hung like a man but I feel like a boy
That's why hand-jobs from boys bring me such joy
Retards make me want to vomit
Let's put them on an island and then bomb it
Take 'em to the gas chamber to hear them scream
They're retarded, so as you can imagine it would be pretty funny
Hitler loves the Catholic church
White-trash suburban scum of the Earth
Oh, I'm hung like a lad but I fuck like a priest
It's time for Sunday school, get on your knees
Pretty funny... They're retarded... I hate retards...
They're fucking stupid
I'm an asshole... Pretty funny
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11. |
Tragedy In Teensville
02:17
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*Tragedy In Teensville*
I like to pet kitties and give the bride away
I like to watch teenagers getting gang-raped
I like to watch snuff films with my penis in my hands
I think i'll kill myself tonight, Yeah that's what i said
Turn your head and cough - These scabs won't fall off
My penis is soft - When you take your top off
I have a penis - Let's get this over with
You've got a pussy - That I'm bored with
Eating out assholes is easier than fucking them
Cause then you get shit in your dick-hole
I've got a 9-inch penis, well maybe 4
Semen was found in the whore
The future is a rape victim
Did I mention that I rape children
Dorothy fucks the Scarecrow
The Lion has a mouth full
Put the Tin-man's penis in your snatch
While the Wicked Witch eats out your ass
The Good Witch is on all fours
While Flying Monkeys massage your balls
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12. |
Razzle Dazzle
02:45
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*Razzle Dazzle*
Jo-Jo's got his pussy out
He says go to town
I'm about to eat a guy out
I just thought I'd write that down
Put semen in my cocktail
I like drinking jizz
A homo-erotic swig of good ol' fashion piss
4+4=4
The mall is a good place to score
A teen-aged girl in an unmarked van
I'm on my way to Disneyland
You played Jesus in the school play
Then you played with your dick after school that day
I blew my load on a piece of shit
Then I just sat there for 17 hours looking at it
Corpse-fucking...it's kind of "My Thing"
Do not come downstairs, I'm masturbating
I am fucking my own Mom for all eternity
While the Cheetos dog or whatever pisses all over her pussy
He came out of the devil's clit
He turned water into piss
As Jesus got rammed from behind
St. Christopher stepped on a landmine
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13. |
Opulence
07:22
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*Opulence*
My name is Ruben and I like to fuck
I wanna give you love, smell the glove
I give you teardrops that make you feel blue
Don't worry son i'm not going to rape you
I wanna pour champagne in your asshole
And smash you in the teeth
Misogyny brings the beast out of me
The beast is a dog and that dog's a fucking jerk
Now I have time to sit here before I go to work...
ON YOUR COCK!
Life is like a nigger's dick
It's long and hard and it fucks you in the ass
I think black people are cool but I am still a racist
I've got a cunt like a basketball, tits made out of shit
I'm naked and puking, I'm gonna punch you in the dick
I've got razor-blades for fingers, A Coke-straw for a nose
I've got too many socks in the goddamn load
Getting high watching intervention, Giving a boy a C-section
I'm on suicide watch... Detonate my crotch...
Beep,beep,beep,beep...BOOM!
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Ruben's Band Los Angeles, California
Ruben's Band
The 13th Ruben's Band release "Extent Of Negativity" is a 24-song mega-album.
It's companion piece "You're Welcome"
is a collection of B-sides from 2016-2017.
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